down at the jazz factory landlord keeps the beat steady steady slow this is landlord’s parade and this is how he plays it his sticks are tight, the music tight this night feels all right landlord hits the cymbals and it starts to rain shh-tat-ta-tat-tat-splash just a little sprinkle shh-tat-ta-tat-tat-splash and the horns walk in, start jumping into puddles trombone is the backbone, the big brother do-whop-a-whop wah-wah do-whop-a-whop wah-wah trumpet is the poet of the family he pours the coffee beh-dee-deet da dee-deet beh-dee-da-dee-da-dee-deet and the girl with the whiskey fist and the rose on her lips blows him a kiss so he talks to her beh-dee-deet da dee-deet beh-dee-da-dee-da-dee-deet time gets loose and thin but landlord snares it in so tight shh-tat-ta-tat-tat-splash, shh-tat-ta-tat-tat-splash do-whop-a-whop wah-wah do-whop-a-whop wah-wah landlord punched the clock and we start to rock beh-dee-deet da dee-deet beh-dee-da-dee-da-dee-deet landlord is pounding horns are laughing pounding and laughing laughing and pounding all of a sudden the music stops all is quiet silent like holding your breath before a storm and landlord says “time to pay the rent!” boom-boom-splash-boom!, bah-boom-bah-boom! bah-boom! ric-a-tic-a- splash! boom-boom-boom! thump-a-thump-a-tic-a-tic-a boom-bash-boom-splash! boom-splash! boom-splash! rat-a-tat-tat-tat-boom, bah-boom! bah-boom-boom- splash! splash! splash! boom-boom! splash! boom! boom! boom-splash! yeah! and then the trombone blows up, and the trumpet blows up, and the room blows up and the moon blows up, one whole city block blows up, and all of harlem shakes all the whiskey fists and red rose lips screaming “drums have won! horns have won! all is one!” just the way i like it posted for Shay's Word List #7 posted for dverse oln #307 posted for poets and storytellers united