this poem turned out way better then i thought it would, when i get some instruments, i’m definitely doing this as a spoken word song.
here’s my head shot
here’s my bio
here’s a list of all the parts i play
these are the monsters i’ve slayed
this is what the hero likes to eat for lunch
don’t make him wait
is this a mystery? is this primetime crime?
where do i park my new sports car?
hey you, go put some wax on my new car
and my ass is ready for a close-up
with your lips
it’s a song you sing with your hips:
if some is good then more is better!
if some is good then more is better!
(dance around on caligula’s razor)
if some is good then more is better!
if some is good then more is better!
(i forgot the plot, tell me again)
it’s a crash test dummy love story!
yeah buddy
here’s my head shot
here’s my bio
here’s the address you can send my fan mail
is this the script? someone rewrite it
with words i can swallow
till then, i’ll be in my trailer
is this a mystery? is this primetime crime?
someone tell the director his vision is weak
and get another close-up of my teeth
i’m the king of make-believe
and you can kiss my ring
and the groupies gather and sing:
if some is good then more is better!
if some is good then more is better!
(dance around on caligula’s razor)
if some is good then more is better!
if some is good then more is better!
(look at that, i just won another oscar)
it’s a crash test dummy love story!
but really i’m just like you, im lonely like you, i’m a lowlife just like you and
my knees shake and i can’t take a joke and my soul is bankrupt and broke
this life is a beautiful lie i wear like a hat, i wear it in the rain and never get wet
but i’m all dried up inside, i need a friend and, wait, what’s my line again?
dance around on caligula’s razor
it’s a crash test dummy love story
coming soon
to a wasteland near you, and all the angels sing:
if some is good then more is better!
if some is good then more is better!
(here’s my glass slipper, lets drink champagne from it)
if some is good then more is better!
if some is good then more is better!
(here’s my autograph, go sell it on craig’s list)
if some is good then more is better!
if some is good then more is better!
(and someone get these fucking fans away from me)
if some is good then more is better!
if some is good then more is better!
(seriously, i can’t be real today, i’m out of blow)
if some is good then more is better!
if some is good then more is better!
(hey, did you hear me? i’m not happy)
if some is good then more is better!
if some is good then more is better!
(there’s a dead hooker in the limo, can somebody do something about that?)
it’s a crash test dummy love story!
it’s a crash test dummy love story!
(it’s a crash test dummy love story!)
2021
posted for the sunday muse
jalopy dreams 