look how miserable i am right now, look how pale and sickly i’ve gotten, and i am so bored. when i finally get out of this boot, i’m going to set it on fire, bury it in a fifty-foot hole, and dance on its grave every day for a year… so long as the doc says its ok to dance
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phillip woodruff
i live in colorado, i love poetry and fishing, i've never been to kentucky, i own 5 pairs of shoes, sometimes i drive too fast, i like craft beer, i own 37 fishing poles, i've never been to iceland, sometimes i drive too slow, right now there is a black bird outside my window, i stare at him and he stares at me
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jalopy dreams 
Dude, you look like you’re ready to kick some ass and are tired of showing restraint. 🙂
I flipping adore that T-shirt. It is just my style.
How much longer in the boot?
Post more pictures of the space you’re in. Weird little things. It’ll be a good distraction.
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well i feel awful, i’ve lose weight and muscle mass, at my age i don’t like losing muscle. the stuff these people eat is awful, red meat potatoes and sugar, and oh, don’t forget the saturated fat. i’d sell my own mother for a green vegetable. no wonder these people all look and sound like archy bunker.
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Are you allowed to drive? Can you go to a store? I suppose not; if you could, you would. What veggies are your faves?
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i think i deleted your last post, post it again
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i think i remember. i like anything green, except lettuce, i don’t have a gallbladder anymore and lettuces hurts me. but i like green beans, broccoli, peas, lima beans (love lima beans) spinach that sort of stuff
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If you want me to stop commenting, just say the word. I also left one on the moth poem that perhaps went to spam for approval. I know I’m kind of dopey; I guess I should hush. 😦
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I favor all the leaves—spinach, collards, turnips. Ohhh, how I love turnip greens. And the white part … and rutabagas. They’re a big fave.
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hey, your post over at shay’s word list didn’t go thru, can you repost it?
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That wasn’t me. I have no idea who/what Shay was talking about. I missed this “Gipsie” link she referred to; it wasn’t me.
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oh, my bad, i that that was you
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My friend across the street had to wear one all summer. She hated it!
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oh yes, walking in one of these is painful, heavy, nearly the equivalent of cement shoes, but i’ll be out of it soon, so i really should stop whining, i’m getting on my own nerves… thank shay
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Ouch. That sounds painful and annoying. Wishing you a speedy and full recovery so you can set the boot on fire and then dance around said bonfire.
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oh yes, it’s been 2 months now, i really to get out of it
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😂 Hilarious, Phillip!
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thank you, so glad you liked this
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